Yet more Jesraisms

"Your car sounds like a Go-Cart!"

Talking about Brittney Spears;

Jessica: "What's she having now?"

Tara: "Well a baby I hope!"

Jessica: "No I meant which alien did she sleep with this time?"

Yeah only two for now..more to follow...

Jesranary

WHAT!!!!???? You don't know what the Jesranary is???? ARG! I'm ashamed! The Jeranary is...yup you guessed it.....JESSICA AND TARA'S DICTIONARY!!!!

Ok Let's Begin

Terd- Yes It is spelled with an E. Contrary to the popular myth of being spelled T-U-R-D.

Po-po - This is a police officer or state trooper....(In jessica's case state trooper!)

Weee-Wooo - This well this you have to see in person...I will try to explain...but you really need to see it in action, (With Tara's head out the window of Jessica's car with her blue light up mabobs!) It's our impersonation of a siren. Sometimes used instead of Po-Po.

Whhoop - Whhoop - The begining of being arrested...no just kidding that hasn't happened...yet...

"Hit The Bank" - This refers to when we (by we I mean Jessica) Hit the bank in Inwood. No we didn't steal any money...but we hit the parking lot pretty hard!

Sleep - Really a very VERY competitive sport...who can do it the longest....well actually that award has been won...by Jessica.

Maka - You've never heard of a Maka?! Old mean person loaded with money. Don't be suprised to hear; "You Pig oink oink." or "What is that?!" or "You look like S***!"

Car!

Why do cars have to be such a pain? I mean really. I just put my car in my name...it was in my mom's but now it's in mine. I got the title changed and new personalized tags. Guess how much all this cost? Anyone? C'mon best guess. No one? It cost a whopping $84.50! And I have to wait 6-8 weeks to get my tags! Thats so crazy. Oh yeah and car insurance...a nice $189 a month for four months. Gee whiz..who invented this system???
Anyway, on a different note, only 40 days till I go to NTBI. That's so crazy. Anyway. I wonder if I will get my new tags by then? I dunno.

Jesraisms

Here are more Jesraisms...

"If someone had to eat you, they'd starve!"

"My house is tighter than Fort Knox....without the gaurds....or the Gold!"

"He looks like Gaston...HAHA...wait that means he dies in the end!"

"Fiya Woooooks!...It's the retard battlecry!"

"He's a fly...I'm gonna hit him with the fly swapper!"

"Two more, and we can use our feet!"

"You Terd!"

Jessica: "I have more guy friends than girl friends."

Tara: "I'm sorry."

Jessica: "Yeah me too."

"I feel like a duck in these shoes."

Tara: "It's really not that funny."

Jessica: "Yes it is when you think of the loser guys I hang out with. They're scary"

"My friends are stupid...they smell like cheese. Dude I have no idea why I just said that."

"This is my song to Morgan. NO not Morgan. Logan. I can't keep 'em straight there's too many of em!"

"You're hurting my head, and you're not even here."

*Flicks Screen*

"I hit Maka's screen hoping it would hit her!"

"You're a pain in my butt. Everytime I'm with you, it hurts!"

4th of July (Again)

Ok I forgot to mention that I painted my nails

Red, White and Blue

to be patriotic. Also, I had to work today...but I got paid time and a half which is nice. Yeah really that's all.

July 4th!!!!!!

Yay! Happy Birthday America! Today America is 230 years Old! Ok I know it's been forever since I've Blogged. But what can I say? Well I work two jobs now. I'm trying to save money for college. I've got like a month and a half left. Wow. That's crazy. New town, new church. Scary I don't know what I'm gonna do. Anyway. I really need to start recording Jesraisms. Don't know what a Jesraism is? A Jesraism is a moment in time when Jessica and Tara laugh histaricly about something that no one else would understand. HAHAHAHAHA. Here are some classics...

"We're losers....No wait...you're the loser, I'm just your sidekick!"

"There's a Fajita in the road!"

"Dodge; dodges stuff well, but it hits like a ram. DODGE RAM!"

"Don't make me throw a noodle at you!"

"No babies for you!"

That's all I can think of for now. But I'll record them as they happen. HA everytime me and jessica hang out they happen...!

Hey Look it's me!!!!