Jesraisms

Here are more Jesraisms...

"If someone had to eat you, they'd starve!"

"My house is tighter than Fort Knox....without the gaurds....or the Gold!"

"He looks like Gaston...HAHA...wait that means he dies in the end!"

"Fiya Woooooks!...It's the retard battlecry!"

"He's a fly...I'm gonna hit him with the fly swapper!"

"Two more, and we can use our feet!"

"You Terd!"

Jessica: "I have more guy friends than girl friends."

Tara: "I'm sorry."

Jessica: "Yeah me too."

"I feel like a duck in these shoes."

Tara: "It's really not that funny."

Jessica: "Yes it is when you think of the loser guys I hang out with. They're scary"

"My friends are stupid...they smell like cheese. Dude I have no idea why I just said that."

"This is my song to Morgan. NO not Morgan. Logan. I can't keep 'em straight there's too many of em!"

"You're hurting my head, and you're not even here."

*Flicks Screen*

"I hit Maka's screen hoping it would hit her!"

"You're a pain in my butt. Everytime I'm with you, it hurts!"