Another Random question... Again??

Random Question:

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

Well China Of course!!! Then you really don't have to dig do you?? Then you could say "I dug a hole to china!" Or you could start on the border of China and Mongolia...Just dig a hole under the fence!! Then you really Could say "I dug a hole to china!" What's so cool about digging a hole to China anyway?? Hey and who Named Mongolia??? What kind of name is that?? I had a dog named Mongo once...But he wasn't from mongolia...