The curse of the $2 theather

Tonight Jessica and I went to the $2 theater to see "The legend of Zorro." Well they raised the price! from $2 to $2.50! They can't call it the two dollar theater anymore! what are they gonna change it to? The two fiftey theather? great name. So anyway, everytime we go to this theater, we're always on the same side! the side with the broken seats. We sit down and put our feet on the chairs in front of us. They then go forward - all the way. And somehow we always get broken seats too. I think they're all broken. maybe they'll use the extra 50 cents to fix their seats!