If I were a Pirate.....

So the random question on the profile page is, " If you were a Pirate how would you avoid laighing while saying "poop deck?" My answer was more that 150 charecters so I'm putting it here:

If I were a pirate...I probably wouldn't be able to avoid laughing while saying "poop deck"... guess I wouldn't make a very good pirate. Or I'd laugh hysterically, then get the treasure while evryone is trying to figure out why I'm laughing. Then I'd leave and they woulndn't even know what hit 'em. Hey it could work!! Maybe the crew would just make me walk the plank. But I'd still be laughing. Maybe my laughter would keep me afloat. You know like in willy wonka and the chocolate factory (the old one). Oh but they had to drink something never mind... I'll just get eaten by sharks...but they'd be afraid to eat me...they might start laughing too. you know laughter is contagious... then all the other sharks would think they were weak cuz they're laughing and they'd thrown out the heard. so sharks come in heards? I dunno...I'm glad i'm not a pirate!