Dog bones.....

I think that all dog bones should be made out of plastic, with a variety of flavors to choose from. Think about it It would never wear out! Your dog would just keep chewing, and chewing, and chewing..... And with flavors like Cat, or Dead mouse, Poop, Grass, Duck ( I had a dog that ate my pet duck....but that's another story...) how about Car Exhaust- two in one the dog thinks it's chasing a car but really it's chewing on a bone...then it would never want to chase a car.... YAY!! I could be rich!!! anybody wanna be a partner????